No problem Jon, I understand. Thanks for the forthcoming response. I wanted to at least put the idea out there if you hadn't already considered it. Now may not be the right time if the site needs to build critical mass first (although it seems well on its way!).
I'm intrigued with finding a name for the Monkey. I submit the following:
Ishmael - as in Daniel Quinn's hero
Cornelius - as in Planet of the Apes
Kong - as in King (maybe we could call him Elvis?)
George - as in Curious